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drunkelissa:

white people: “i’m 25% italian, 15% irish, 9% german, 2.4% fren-“

me:

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

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Are you calling me a liar?

Drake Bell (via robertdinnero)
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Well I ain’t calling you a truther.

Josh Peck (via robertdinnero)
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stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH unexpected-skidmark
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tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

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draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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